“Magic” in the air…..it’s SHOWTIME

Today, I turn 32.  This is a very significant birthday, as it takes me out of the doldrums of 31 and puts me smack dab into the stretch of life that, more often than not, determines the ultimate direction of a man’s life.

In addition, it is also the beginning of a three year streak of incredible numbers.

First, we start with 32…the number of Magic:

In other words, this year I will:

1. Make the incredibly difficult appear easy, and the mundane entertaining.
2. Smile.
3. Win.
4. Distract my enemies with flair, while assisting my allies in a way that makes their success inevitable and glorious.
5. Use my personal ailment to perpetuate the myth of heterosexual, needle-free AIDS. Inspire someone.

Most importantly:  Is 32 old enough for suspenders and velcro shoes?   I was made to be a grandpa.  Now get off my internet lawn, ya hippies!