You have been blessed, for you know Swantastic

Yesterday I *launched* Swantastic!, the site that will one day put airport rags like Entrepreneur Magazine to rest.

You’re welcome.

You see, son….this ain’t my first rodeo.  I’ve been playing this “online digital business 3.14159265″ game since Facebook 0.1, aka AOL.com, was in vogue.

So, I have some ideas on what helps guys like you win, and what doesn’t.  Like anything else, success in startup-land is often tied to an understanding of the tools that are available.  It is my goal mission to provide you with access to those people, tools, sites, services, etc that will help you to win.

I do this, not out of pity for your clueless-ass.  Like any good capitalist, I plan to exploit your ignorance and use it to feed my insatiable greed in the future.  But first, I will lure you into the kingdom of knowledge and winship, of which I am both mayor and gatekeeper, as far as you’re concerned.

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider Swantastic! a gift on my daughter’s show-and-tell day.

Win.

p.s. Red font is indicative of red-meat for the looters and hippies who use this site as evidence of the evil nature of the wealth-creators.