I am also available. Google under "Digital Media Strategic Consultant". If that’s a mouthful than hire another consultant to spell it out for you.

I want to be a "social media auditor".

Take one look at someone's social media communications and tell them how form-letter style at replies on Twitter don't qualify as communicating with the customer.

Are these guy's really that prevalent? And do people fall for this crap? I mean seriously...how hard is it to sign up to a few sites and interact with people online?

That's what you get for going to SXSW.

Hopefully you picked up some good stickers.

Ha. Brilliant.