Happiness for $100, or ALL I want for Christmas!

Here are the steps:

1. Throw away (or charitably donate) every single pair of socks in your house. EVERY one. Check the laundry basket, the washer, the dryer, the garage, your feet….everywhere and throw them ALL away.

2. Put on your sandals and go to the local Target…..or the more pedestrian Wal-Mart if you want to spend $98.87 instead.

3. Buy $100 worth of white and dark socks (in the proportion most closely resembling your liklihood to wear dark socks).

All white socks should be 100% identical as well as all dark socks 100% identical. You have achieved happiness. You no longer need to pair up socks. Just grab two and go. None will have a hole or have a drunken, lazy neck to them.

You are now free. 

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  1. amberly-gomes reblogged this from andyswan
  2. erikschwartz reblogged this from andyswan and added:
    Did this years ago. Changes
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